poo cat, poo paws, poookles….the many nicknames that we have for our beloved kitten Pickles who we adopted in December. Today, unfortunately, her nickname rang a little too true. At first when I sat at my desk and saw a brown spot on my article to read for Wednesday I thought oh! poo! but it cant be. I decided to leave it, and not touch it, until i had further evidence. it wasnt an important page and i thought i could just leave it for now and rip it off later. Well later came quickly. The cats have been running around the apartment all morning playing/fighting. I found pickles at one point on the bed with a roll of toilet paper she had stolen and ripped apart. So I am in the kitchen heating up coffee and pickles comes in and lays on the floor. As I am waiting for my coffee I bend over and pick her up. After holding her for a second I go to check her bum to see if that was poo/her poo on my paper. Well! wasnt i in for a surprise. So not only did i discover that, yes that was poo on my paper, but now yes, that is poo all over her bum, and yes that is poo all over my shirt! So I lock us into the bathroom to clean us up, Mouse is clawing to get in and i tell her that she does not want to be in here! I wipe the poo off her tail and butt and set her free. Like 10 mins later I hear someone in the little box and i look in the bathroom and there mouse is guarded the door for pickles while she poos….again…. runny poo all down her butt. great! again! so i wipe it off again and stalk around the apt trying to discover all the places that she probably sat down and smeared poo everywhere. I think of her playing on the bed earlier and i think i see a tiny poo stain! I think, it could be everywhere! It’s probably all over the place! We need to clean everything, well at least Rad should try later when I am in class, i dont have time right now. I do not want to sleep in a poo bed tonight. Poo paws, you have earned your name today… asshole